A Family Recipie

Contributors: Marduk (and also Tiamut and Kingu)

I know not everyone has access to the ingredients listed below. I would not recommend substitutions. Honestly, if you can't get your hands on these, you probably aren't a god and this is not the recipe for you.

Ingredients:

- Two gods and/or goddesses

- Hand made bones

Instructions:

Before you can make human beings, they first need a place to live.

1.) Take one of your gods and slice her in half. 

2.) Reserve the head for later use.

3.) Turn one half into the sky and the other into land.

4.) Drain the head of saliva. 

5.) Heat this liquid in a pan until it evaporates and clouds form.

6.) Position the head on the land. This will form mountains.

7.) Let it sit for an hour or two, and two rivers should spill from the eyes in that time.

Now onto humans:

1.) Drain the other god of his blood

2.) Use this and your homemade bones to fashion smaller beings.

3.) Place them onto the earth and they are now ready to worship you.